Team loyalty gets me into trouble with the friendly and the not so friendly. I know, already you are asking, “What?” Well, does team loyalty necessitate an acidic hatred of all other players, coaches, teams and cities?
Some say a definitive yes. I dare to say a cautious no.
Don’t hate me.
- Root for the local team, hate all others.
- If two local teams: swear undying loyalty to whoever came first.
- Only wear the caps, shirts, jackets and underwear of your team.
- Amp up support for post season events.
- Face painting strongly recommended, but not absolute.
- Body painting for men with weight problems acceptable.
- Tailgate & halftime parties, snacks, and victory celebrations required.
- Boo, hiss, complain, insult, yell, and throw things at opposing teams
- (If watching on TV, ignore the thing about throwing stuff)
HERE’S A THING
What happens when your company relocates you to another city? Do you remain loyal to your old team or do you drop them and embrace a new one?
If you get transferred from Boston to Dallas are you required to hate the Patriots and love the Cowboys?
If you get transferred from Houston to New York are you required to hate the Astros and love the Yankees?
I know, the wisdom of Solomon wouldn’t be enough.
Speaking of loyalty, should you be loyal to your spouse only when you are in town? Can you be unfaithful as long as you are in another city? Shouldn’t spousal loyalty be absolute regardless of where you are? Does geography determine loyalty?
Here’s another: Do you still love America when you are out of the country? Based on Fan Loyalty Guidelines, when I’m in Port-au-Prince, Mexico City, Beijing or Jerusalem I should be loyal to Haiti, Mexico, China and Israel. It’s just a thought.
Forty years ago I became a Florida Gator fan. It doesn’t matter why. We currently live in Houston, Texas and have for 23 years. It’s been tough as there are several college teams of note in this state. Here is how I’ve steered through these shark-infested waters.
- I love the Texas Aggies, Longhorns, Red-Raiders, Cougars, Horned Frogs, Mustangs and Bears and just over 1200 high school teams.
- I love the: Texans, Cowboys, Astros, Rangers, Rockets and Mavericks
Sure, I have my favorites, but I don’t boo, hiss, say horrible things or chuck stuff at the other players. Can I cheer, root, clap, and support my team without hating and denigrating the other teams and players?
His disciples once rebuked a man for trying to do miracles. Jesus told them to leave him alone, that he wasn’t their enemy.
Speaking of enemies, Jesus taught his followers to pray for them, to be kind to those who would persecute them, and to forgive everyone.
I know, it’s tough to discuss sports and fan loyalty when you bring Jesus into it.
This morning I’m giving thanks that even though he loved his fellow Israelites, Jesus still offered himself as the perfect sacrifice for all others too. Like me.
Thank you Jesus for not booing, hissing, yelling or saying horrible things or throwing things at me because I’m not from Jerusalem. You are the best!